Ensemble

launching: 2027

JOIN OUR CREW!

On-Camera Cast
Stage & Set Crew
Editors & Writers

Sissone's logo: a swirly, wet spectacle with inky tendrils connecting to the other letters.

WHAT’S IN STORE:

NEW MEDIA, INSPIRED BY SMOSH AND DROPOUT

UNIQUELY CHICAGO, THE FUNNIEST CITY IN AMERICA

LIVE EVENTS FEATURING ORIGINAL SCRIPTS AND SHOWS

CONTRIBUTE!
Tie-dye T-shirt with a graphic and text promoting a beach party. The shirt has a black and orange pattern. The graphic features a person in a boat with a pink inner tube, on water with palm trees and an animal, possibly a lion, in the background. The text includes "NOVOFEDOROVKEV" at the top, "Smokers Club," "Crimea Beach Party," and "by Saint Javelin," with the years 2022 and 2023.

Merch

fall 2026: “Bleach Bath”

by hand, to-order

HAND NOT INCLUDED.

Sissone is a fully independent media & production company based in Chicago. Owned and operated by Christina Conroy, a former corporate lawyer with dreams of disrupting the enertainment industry with joy.

Stylistic influences include Spiritbox, Smosh, Cyberpunk 2077, Gus Giordano, Paul W Downs & Lucia Aniello, Tilek All Better, Slothrust, Faye Wong, and perfectloop.

Striking the zillennial core of a hybrid world by finding physical opportunities to connect and digital spaces to explore.